But what to learn, Ill be very honest – You have two sexes to please, Yes guys can get you girlfriends, and girls can get you guy friends, its simple really. And without either of them, you pretty much suck.

So, remember, girls like guys who they can connect with. I call this the “Gay-Face” which I used to pull off when I was in high-school – and trust me there were days when I was knee deep in their saliva. The thing is that you dont want to know everything about their extra-terrestrial world to come off as not masculine enough to date, you just need to portray that you know just enough to be able to make interesting conversation on whatever they can throw at you. They talk about makeup – you say maaaan I love girls with the black stuff around their eyes – ask them what it is – BUILD YOUR PLACE IN A CONVERSATION ! and this will get you longer face/talk time with them. If you want to take it further, they talk about clothes – Give your opinion – I think you look retarded, or this color suits you… If your not comfortable enough with your sexuality that you cant converse about something of the female kind then dont, but remember even those little teenage girls want to see a husband in your eyes, thats what gets them attracted to you – thats when they want to know you, thats when they want you. And what do model husbands do ? – they listen and they have their input – they make their words count, and they too might not like the new curtains in the living room.

Boys, Boys,Boys…Now listen, I am a Man, and i consider the male species to be IDIOTS, dont get me wrong 40% of us are perfectly fine, they rest are childsplay.

Guys since a young age want to look and be older until they hit a midlife crisis. Its simple to get your guy entourage aim your interests and conversation at what is trending among people who are OLDER, yes OLDER than you. You can bring on in the excessive knowledge of alcohol, sports, tech, celebrity sex tapes, movies, geek stuff, supermodel names, politics, sociology, psychology ( Know all the interesting bits )- All of it will work in your favor. Just remember to be one step ahead of your mates – He likes Godfather- cool you like Children of Heaven – Whaaaaaaaat ? what is that ?

That my friends is a foriegn movie …

Is it about GANGSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ

its about two kids who own one pair of sneakers…

Make yourself stand out, be different, be proud of it…you dont give two shits for the godfather and you couldnt care less…Cause your movie is deeper, more meaningful, and much more than it appears to be , just like you.

Just remember stick to your words and be confident, talkative, fun and full of suprises.

Even a slight mistake and you can kiss your pretty future goodbye. So be ready to spend a lot of time in front of the mirror before going to school, college or work. You need to achieve perfection, if not perfection then something close to it. And never leave your home with something that will wear off half day and that lump of dirty hair will fall over your forehead when it’s not supposed to. You need to look good whenever or however long your out for. When It comes to hairstyles, it depends on what suits you and what works well with your face cut and features. Its nothing complicated, you hide the negatives by making them less prominent, balancing your whole face overall by concentrating hair farther from those unusually large features or accentuating the small features to make them look larger. It is a balancing act really, you need to make a perfect composition. And how are you going to do that, HAIR PRODUCTS. I’m sure who ever is reading this measly attempt to write an article, will have his fair share of products, but I am hoping you use them with a little sense – know what will flatten, texturize or stiffen your hair, and get the haircut first, then buy the product; try it, If it doesnt work throw it. Try something else. REMEMBER PERFECTION.

Helpful Tip : For all you people who love using grooming products like me, Everything works better on dirty and soap washed hair ( at your own risk ). I always had thick  hair, thick enough for me to get thinning done every time I went to the barber ( For the boys who have thick hair, yes, get thinning done if you care to achieve any particular short to medium length hairstyle ) so I never got worried of getting bald in later stages of life.

Rule : If your going bald, and the visibility of that scalp is extremely high, please save yourself some dignity and go for the shaved look ( If you have big protruding ears then this advice is not for you ), If your too scared of shaving go for a buzz ( Balding Big Ears, This will work for you ). But remember always get a buzz with two to three settings never one. And No those graffiti buzzes from Manchester will never work on you so get over it.

I know you want to feel completely rugged macho man and want to give off the I don’t care vibe, but that doesn’t work, and that doesn’t work especially for losers… If you have reached a certain stage of acceptance from your ideal peersthen yes, but right now, the mirror is your only friend and your only and worst enemy.

Yourhaircuts, hairstyles and hair trends. Now I will advise you to think out of the box but don’t go crazy with it. Its simple, You want to make an impression ? You make a drastic change. You want to change your life ? Change your Hair. Now you’d be surprised with what you can achieve with a hair change, you want to show people you are risky, adventurous and progressive to catch their attention, but how do you do it;

Rule: With Hair Always Play it safe…drastic changes can be achieved even if you’re a coward about it    ( and that myfriends is a good thing ).

Helpful Hint: Last minute haircuts for special occasions is bad idea. When you walk out of that barber shop yes your hair looks good, but after those two washes or sometimes even one, it’s going to look awfully weird at least the first week. So remember if a special day is coming, first day of school, prom, first date, job interview etc. get your haircut at least one and half week prior your engagements.

2010, Here are your current and only Hair Trends ( Images are Relevant )

The Short Hair : Yawn ! Compromises of boring every single celebrity has it hairstyles. I would advise  you to get a buzz ( see Buzz rule above ) rather than keep that same old hair everyone has had  since they  were a toddlers, until or unless you used to have long hair.

Rule: Short hair is not advised for people with long, sharp and large noses, and people with large ears.

The Short-Medium Hair : The short medium hair consists of classic slick back hairstyle and side  partings all the male models are sporting on the runway. Do not be afraid of this  Hairstyle as you’d be surprised how cool it looks, and for the older guys if you  add a slight mustache with it, or a stubble, you’re the man. It brings that  sophistication and gives some character and personality to your look.  Definitely a Favorite and not for the squeamish.

Rule : For Classic face Enhancing hairstyles, make sure you have a longish,  squarish model-ish bone and jaw structure, such hairstyles don’t fare well  with fatties or round-faced.

The Medium Long Hair – Let them hang, pull them up or mess them up. This is  the safest length and gives you a little more freedom. However, Do not be  mistaken that you’ll need to get the one cut to achieve all these three, Be  specific, make up your mind and tell your barber.

Rule: When you do something, do it properly, or don’t do it at all.

The Long Hair – Now no one has long hair better than Baptiste, don’t know who he is, google it. Now the thing about long hair is that, gone are the days when the SAWYER from Lost look was acceptable. Badass yes, but not so interesting when you don’t look anything like him. You don’t want to get your hair bonded and look like that Billy Ray Cyrus guy, who is clearly going through the mid-life crisis stage. You NeedVolume, and a little structure, tidiness. You need tamed long hair, and nothing else will do. Yes take them back, to the side but don’t go all stereotypical on them.

Helpful Tip: Long hair can be maintained with a little Johnson’s baby oil.

Rule: Never Ever change your hair during a midlife crisis. It makes you look like an idiot.

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